It may seem silly that I love you, a shirt, so dearly, but you've managed to integrate yourself so wholly into my life and wardrobe! Your black and white checked pattern is fun yet classic. I love wearing you over a pair of leggings, basking in the leisurely comfort you provide. And yet, when I need to to put on a more professional or dressy front, I slip you under another shirt, pop your collar out and roll up my sleeves and you make me look entirely put together in just a few short steps! You're versatile, flexible, simple and beautiful, and you make me all these things too.
Oh, my dearest long checkered Oxford shirt, I will wear you until you are in tatters upon my shoulders.
Love you long time,